Corny Joke Time!

We are starting a new teaching series in Fusion and Power Surge called: Route 66.

We are going to be looking at the 66 Books of the Bible.

Why not some corny jokes about bible stuff:

QUESTION: How do we know that men, not women, made the coffee in Biblical times?

ANSWER: It clearly states that He-brews.

HA!

*Thanks to Steve Potter on the awesome logo design seen above!**

Halloween Corny Joke

Question: Why did the mummy have trouble keeping friends?

Answer: Because he was all wrapped up in himself! Ha!

Corny Joke of the Day

PATIENT: Doctor, I think I'm shrinking.
DOCTOR: Calm down. Be a little patient.

Corny Joke of the Day

Q: What did the right shoe say to the left shoe?

A: I think we must be sole mates.

Corny Joke of the Day

You can tune a piano, and you can tune a guitar, but you can't tuna fish.

Corny Joke of the Day

My dad has two pairs of golf pants.

I'll bet he got a hole in one